onlinebeast:

At 4am you experience new, worse emotions that suck bad and aren’t good. However, you can play videogames a bit longer. “The Beast’s Dilemma”

transgenderer:

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish

tomgirlhysteria-deactivated2023:

guy wearing expensive business suit stops outside his office building and, looking distressed, repeats to himself ‘my normal guy slay, my normal guy slay’

millennial-review:

himbofisher:

jaylosplus:

himbofisher:

bitcoin is crashing again lol

why is this funny?

kindness is a choice 💖

and i choose to be a gigantic hater 💖

number-1-transfem-berdly-enjoyer:

In skyrim there should be some random guy who’s just a normal follower but they say “by the 7” and never elaborate on which god he doesn’t believe in

imlizy:

hiqueenmabs-deactivated20220819:

imlizy:

jerking off with adhd is so funny youre like going ham and all of a sudden its time to check tumblr

Originally posted by purpleraven99

Op what were you doing before you made this post?

drstoopidpoopid:

A hobby of mine is that whenever I’m frustrated with my college I like to photoshop it into being under attack by the daedra

prairiies:

pawcakes:

they need to make an app for the mentally ill …

this is the app we r on it rn babe

standupbard:

i don’t “follow” my favorite bands. i just get pleasantly surprised when i find out that they released an album 2 months ago.

grocerystoredean:

everything in life is bad. takes a shower. washes off the gunk. oh. oh it was the gunk again.

ursidaez:

she killer on my jeff until i the

segretecose:

they should invent a digestive system that works

manywinged:

manywinged:

so it turns out that climbing onto a rooftop in the middle of the night does solve all your problems, but i failed to consider that it would create a brand new one

yes